children eating classes

At 12:00 noon I am offering children eating classes with real (and fake) children
For only $2.99*! that right! only $2.99!* call right now at 365-813-86576** and will save up to 4! children for you!*** that is right! up to 4! children. THIS IS REAL*****



*plus any tax or cannibalistic charges in your area
**up to $1.99 charge for long-distance and other fees that apply
***only 1000 children are available (min. 100 children per area this may only apply to non-USA(560), Alaska(600), Hawaii(565), Nebraska (100), north and south Carolina and daktoa. (1000000), sorry to those in that area)
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